Feminize Your Travels W/ These 26 SUPER SEXY “Women’s” Products
Have you been wondered why there weren’t specific tool kits designed for women? How about guns? Probably not, because, what men can use, so can women. Here are 26 products that prove companies still think women are a whole other species from men.
The Babydoll Motorcycle
Because this company must think women can’t handle big, manly bikes like Ducatis or Harleys.
The Emergency Bra
This company invented a bra that basically doubles as a gas mask to protect fragile women in the event of an airborne attack, yet there is no similiar product meant for men.
“Do It Yourself” Handguns
Guns like this. and Pink Handguns show that marketers do not take women (and their self-protection) seriously. If anyone is going to carry a handgun, it should be based on style and need, NOT print/color.
Bic For Her
Demeaning is the only word that comes to mind with this product.
Pink Tool Kits
Do companies really think women only need 11 tools? Why is men get tool kits with 65+ tools included?
Chick Beer
Does this company think women can’t drink Coors or Budweiser because there is no pink on the bottle?
Eve – A Light Women’s Beer
Another fancy beer designed for women to break the illusion that women drink beer too. This one is apparently best served in a champagne glass.
Cosmopolitan Yogurt
To further enforce the stereotype that all women read Cosmo, it makes sense this company would create a women’s only yogurt.
Bombshell Beef Jerky
Somehow, this company managed to try too hard…over beef jerky.
Smile Trainer
Not for men, because it’s alright is they look grumpy and annoyed. Women need to smile through all their emotions apparently.
Boob Glue
Here’s a company who knows how pesky breasts can be and offers us this “solution.” But really, women know to buy the right buy size preventing any need for this.
Pink Mace
Is this pink can supposed to make a woman feel safer?
Pink Keyboards
Everything has to come in pink, because we we learned as children pink is for girls and blue is for boys.
ePad Femme
A tablet preloaded with cooking apps and a pink background, because the iPad comes with manly-preloaded apps like Stocks and Newsstand.
Honda Fit She
A car that comes with anti-wrinkling air conditioning, because according to marketers that’s an extrememly important factor in purchasing a car for women.
Dodge La Femme
This car actually came with a matching purse. How much has marketing really changed since the 1950’s?
Virgina Slims
A product designed to tell us we have come far, when it reality marketing like that is exactly why we haven’t gotten far at all.
Vaping Vamps
Stereotype: men can use the blu eCigs, while women get the pink Vaping Vamps.
Boob Deoderant
What is this product trying to say about my boobs? Do men get their own offensive deoderant? Maybe, but only sold in joke stores like Spencers.
The Doodle Bra
While bras are meant for women, it’s not like you will find a product like this designed called “doodle boxers.”
Night Time Breast Separator
Too bad it doesn’t come in pink.
Booty Pop
Padded bras, padded butts…is the next step padded briefs for men? Probably not.
F-Cup Cookies
This one seems to hit a check list. Is it pink? Check. Does it focus on changing your appearnce? Check. Does it involve breasts? Check.
Grow A Boyfriend Kit
A product enforcing the notion that all women 1) need a man and 2) want a perfectman.
Wine Rack
Men have beer hats, so logically women should get this.
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