Feminize Your Travels W/ These 26 SUPER SEXY “Women’s” Products

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Have you been wondered why there weren’t specific tool kits designed for women? How about guns? Probably not, because, what men can use, so can women. Here are 26 products that prove companies still think women are a whole other species from men.

The Babydoll Motorcycle

The Babydoll Motorcycle

Because this company must think women can’t handle big, manly bikes like Ducatis or Harleys.

The Emergency Bra

The Emergency Bra

This company invented a bra that basically doubles as a gas mask to protect fragile women in the event of an airborne attack, yet there is no similiar product meant for men.

“Do It Yourself” Handguns

Guns like this. and Pink Handguns show that marketers do not take women (and their self-protection) seriously. If anyone is going to carry a handgun, it should be based on style and need, NOT print/color.

Bic For Her

Bic For Her

Demeaning is the only word that comes to mind with this product.

Pink Tool Kits

Pink Tool Kits

Do companies really think women only need 11 tools? Why is men get tool kits with 65+ tools included?

Chick Beer

Chick Beer

Does this company think women can’t drink Coors or Budweiser because there is no pink on the bottle?

Eve – A Light Women’s Beer

Eve - A Light Women's Beer

Another fancy beer designed for women to break the illusion that women drink beer too. This one is apparently best served in a champagne glass.

Cosmopolitan Yogurt

Cosmopolitan Yogurt

To further enforce the stereotype that all women read Cosmo, it makes sense this company would create a women’s only yogurt.

Bombshell Beef Jerky

Bombshell Beef Jerky

Somehow, this company managed to try too hard…over beef jerky.

Smile Trainer

Smile Trainer

Not for men, because it’s alright is they look grumpy and annoyed. Women need to smile through all their emotions apparently.

Boob Glue

Boob Glue

Here’s a company who knows how pesky breasts can be and offers us this “solution.” But really, women know to buy the right buy size preventing any need for this.

Pink Mace

Pink Mace

Is this pink can supposed to make a woman feel safer?

Pink Keyboards

Pink Keyboards

Everything has to come in pink, because we we learned as children pink is for girls and blue is for boys.

ePad Femme

ePad Femme

A tablet preloaded with cooking apps and a pink background, because the iPad comes with manly-preloaded apps like Stocks and Newsstand.

Honda Fit She

Honda Fit She

A car that comes with anti-wrinkling air conditioning, because according to marketers that’s an extrememly important factor in purchasing a car for women.

Dodge La Femme

Dodge La Femme

This car actually came with a matching purse. How much has marketing really changed since the 1950’s?

Virgina Slims

Virgina Slims

A product designed to tell us we have come far, when it reality marketing like that is exactly why we haven’t gotten far at all.

Vaping Vamps

Vaping Vamps

Stereotype: men can use the blu eCigs, while women get the pink Vaping Vamps.

Boob Deoderant

Boob Deoderant

What is this product trying to say about my boobs? Do men get their own offensive deoderant? Maybe, but only sold in joke stores like Spencers.

The Doodle Bra

The Doodle Bra

While bras are meant for women, it’s not like you will find a product like this designed called “doodle boxers.”

Night Time Breast Separator

Night Time Breast Separator

Too bad it doesn’t come in pink.

Booty Pop

Booty Pop

Padded bras, padded butts…is the next step padded briefs for men? Probably not.

F-Cup Cookies

F-Cup Cookies

This one seems to hit a check list. Is it pink? Check. Does it focus on changing your appearnce? Check. Does it involve breasts? Check.

Grow A Boyfriend Kit

Grow A Boyfriend Kit

A product enforcing the notion that all women 1) need a man and 2) want a perfectman.

Wine Rack

Wine Rack

Men have beer hats, so logically women should get this.

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Taylor Goldblatt

After years of research, travel, and dreams, I have created this website for people like you who want to experience the things that only America can offer. My passion is to explore and share America's greatest destinations and attractions. Follow me on Twitter @USCityTraveler for additional travel tips and ideas.

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