27 Signs You’re In Love With The Beach

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1. The only kind of vacations you’re interested in are beach vacations.

The only kind of vacations you're interested in are beach vacations.

 

2. Perk: You end up saving money because you don’t need to spend money on fancy tourist things to have fun.

These sights ^ makes you happier than all the sightseeing in the world ever could.

 

3. You don’t remember what your body looks like without tan lines on it.

You don't remember what your body looks like without tan lines on it.

4. On the contrary, you feel weird and uncomfortable when it’s been a while and you start to pale.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

 

5. Your wardrobe consists almost entirely of tank tops and cutoffs.

Your wardrobe consists almost entirely of tank tops and cutoffs.

6. And you’re a shopaholic when it comes to bathing suits, flip-flops, and sunglasses.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

 

7. Your Instagram profile looks like this:
Bonus: All your friends in colder places bitching at you for giving them FOMO.

 

8. Your personal hell would be living in a landlocked city, so you’ve made major life decisions based on needing to be by a coast.

Your personal hell would be living in a landlocked city, so you've made major life decisions based on needing to be by a coast.

 

9. You have a collection of shells somewhere in your house.

You have a collection of shells somewhere in your house.

 

10. And sometimes you hold a conch shell over your ear, just to hear the sound of the ocean.

And sometimes you hold a conch shell over your ear, just to hear the sound of the ocean.

^ The face of someone truly at peace.

 

11. You’ve gotten all sorts of weird injuries from theocean’s hidden dangers.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

Inner monologue: Sand, sand, sand, ROCK AHHHHHGGHHH GAH, sand, sand, sand.

 

12. Your favorite drinks are the kind with little umbrellas or flowers in them.

Your favorite drinks are the kind with little umbrellas or flowers in them.

13. This is how your feet look. Always.

This is how your feet look. Always.

14. You’ve had sand lodged in every bodily crevice possible. Every single one. Yup.

You've had sand lodged in every bodily crevice possible. Every single one. Yup.

15. And you routinely find sand in your clothes and shoes… Even when you haven’t been to the beach in months.

And you routinely find sand in your clothes and shoes... Even when you haven't been to the beach in months.

16. After a lot of mortifying trial and error, you’re finally an expert at applying sunscreen.

After a lot of mortifying trial and error, you're finally an expert at applying sunscreen.

17. At some point, you have seriously considered replacing your bed with a hammock.

At some point, you have seriously considered replacing your bed with a hammock.

18. Your hair looks best when it’s caked in salt water and dried in a sea breeze.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

 

(Unless you have frizzy hair, in which case, sorry.)
27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

 

19. Your special skills include jumping waves, surfing, and changing under a towel.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

 

20. Winter* makes you want to hibernate.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

*Any temperature lower than 80 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

21. You’re profoundly uncomfortable in pants but you’re completely un-self-conscious in a bathing suit.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

 

22. Your favorite sound is waves rolling in.

 

23. And your favorite smell is the sea.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

^ Here are two girls smelling the sea.

 

24. Your bucket list is just a collection of all the incredible beaches you want to visit in your life.

Your bucket list is just a collection of all the incredible beaches you want to visit in your life.

25. If you’ve been snorkeling or scuba diving, it probably changed your perspective on the whole world.

27 Signs You're In Love With The Beach

“Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.”

 

26. The best sleep of your life is on the sand, under the stars, with the waves for a lullaby.

The best sleep of your life is on the sand, under the stars, with the waves for a lullaby.

27. And the feeling of your toes sinking into wet sand as a wave pulls away = home.

And the feeling of your toes sinking into wet sand as a wave pulls away = home.
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Taylor Goldblatt

After years of research, travel, and dreams, I have created this website for people like you who want to experience the things that only America can offer. My passion is to explore and share America's greatest destinations and attractions. Follow me on Twitter @USCityTraveler for additional travel tips and ideas.

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