23 Lies You Tell Yourself While Traveling
You’ll undoubtedly get angry. Crying babies, numb butts, and no stretching of the legs = hell.
HAHAHAH. As if.
You’ll take pictures and get lost and look up so much stuff that you might as wellembrace it.
Some will be, but others would rather stare you down than help with directions.
The entire vacation is like hitting one long snooze button.
Besides “yes”, “no”, and “where is the bathroom?”
They never have been and never will be, but it took you a bit to calculate that.
It’s the novelty effect, and you’ll forget all of their names within a year.
10. You’ll master the country’s hottest dance moves.
Your hips may not usually lie, but they are now because they don’t speak the language!
You can’t predict these yet you still have hope every time.
Well, at least you hope you will.
Make that a two hour conversation.
Your conversion rate is off. Try that math again.
Without fail, each trip will include a touristy munching spot that you’ll get sucked into and cannot avoid.
But when you hear what they are… maybe not.
This will inevitably happen at least once because everything’s just so yummy.
And then you keep them all for yourself.
You overbooked yourself, but in the end, it’s OK because what you did do was totallythe right decision.
You probably won’t remember half of the things that happened, but that’s what photos and friends are for.
False. A good vacation rarely equals a happy departure back home.
False. If you loved it, you’ll be back eventually. Until then, just relax and repeatedly scroll through your pictures.