While each of the cities have their advantages, we believe LA takes the cake for having the best quality of life, stoner sustainability, hotties and a fun loving vibe. You don’t feel like everyone hates you in LA, with a nice mix of sweet yuppies, porn stars and celebrities, most of whom seem like they just want to have fun.

While NYC is bigger, in this case bigger doesn’t mean better. The beaches, warm weather, world class theme parks, and close proximity to Vegas, when all combined, they basically turn LA into THE best city in America! These are the 20 reasons why living in LA is better than living in NYC:

New York beaches are crackhead breeding grounds

Girls at LA beaches look like this

While the people at NYC beaches look more like this

You can get all of this for $10 in Cali

In New York, this same meal would cost you this much

Plus, LA rent costs like 20 times less

LA driving is a piece of cake. Perfect weather for a convertible, too!

The weed in LA has you feeling like this

This is what New York piff does to you

LA girls are all ditzy and fun

Girls in New York are always pissed about something

California has more porn stars per capital

New York just has crackheads and JAPs

LA has the best sports teams

New York has this assh*le

California is the only state where you can enjoy all four seasons year round

There are about 2 solid months of liveable weather in NYC

You always get the fresh ocean breeze in LA

It smells like complete dick in NYC

At the end of the day, California epitomizes the American dream

Which of the two do you prefer more? Or if you haven’t visited both, which do you assume would be your favorite? Let us know in the comments section below!

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