While each of the cities have their advantages, we believe LA takes the cake for having the best quality of life, stoner sustainability, hotties and a fun loving vibe. You don’t feel like everyone hates you in LA, with a nice mix of sweet yuppies, porn stars and celebrities, most of whom seem like they just want to have fun.
While NYC is bigger, in this case bigger doesn’t mean better. The beaches, warm weather, world class theme parks, and close proximity to Vegas, when all combined, they basically turn LA into THE best city in America! These are the 20 reasons why living in LA is better than living in NYC:
New York beaches are crackhead breeding grounds
Girls at LA beaches look like this
While the people at NYC beaches look more like this
You can get all of this for $10 in Cali
In New York, this same meal would cost you this much
Plus, LA rent costs like 20 times less
LA driving is a piece of cake. Perfect weather for a convertible, too!
The weed in LA has you feeling like this
This is what New York piff does to you
LA girls are all ditzy and fun
Girls in New York are always pissed about something
California has more porn stars per capital
New York just has crackheads and JAPs
LA has the best sports teams
New York has this assh*le
California is the only state where you can enjoy all four seasons year round
There are about 2 solid months of liveable weather in NYC
You always get the fresh ocean breeze in LA
It smells like complete dick in NYC
At the end of the day, California epitomizes the American dream
Which of the two do you prefer more? Or if you haven’t visited both, which do you assume would be your favorite? Let us know in the comments section below!